22

My girlfriend is gone since she realised marriage is impossible. My legal wife remains to be my wife, but she's reluctant to sleep with me.

O, I cannot catch 22. I was caught by 22.

I should say I'm a happy guy. In a system of monogamy I have a wife, not 2.

I drink spirits. Rum, whisky, shochu. I need to realise my reality first to drink.

Such a circumbent way!